Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Predicting Jim Nantz's Play on Words after the Championship Game

One of the things I most look forward to (from a trainwreck sort of perspective) is listening to what type of bad cliche or play on words Jim Nantz will come up with in the seconds after the NCAA Title game finishes. Last year he played it cool, with the phrase, "Florida - as good as it gets." Technically, this didn't really make a lot of sense to me, because Florida didn't even win their own conference during the season (meaning they weren't really as good as it gets), but I was willing to let it pass.

In the past, however, some of Nantz' work has been pretty bad (in my opinion). For instance, in 2005, when North Carolina (led by Sean May) won, Nantz said this:

It started in March, ended in April, and belonged to May.

WHAT? What does that even mean? Well, I know what it means, but how lame is that? In 1999, when Connecticut won the Title, Nantz came up with this:

UConn, you can.

That, I truly have no idea what it means. But that's beside the point. This year, I'm hoping Nantz can top himself... IE come up with something even cheesier than the May line from 2005.

So I've come up with my predictions for what he might say, and then you give your guesses in the comments. The winner gets a congratulations from me, as well as my undying respect. Now that's incentive!

If Florida wins...
- "'Noah' jokin' around - Gators are champions again."
- "'Noah problems for the Gators, they're the champions."
- "No gruff for this 'Billy' - Gators are the champions."
- "No Joakim, 'Noah' problem." (I'm covering by bases in case Noah gets hurt)

If UCLA wins...
- "How'land' do you spell championship? UCLA."
- "'Ben' there, done that - Bruins are the champions."
- "Make it a dozen, another title is 'Bruin' in Westwood."
- "UCLA, on a 'Collison' course with destiny are your champions."

If Ohio St. wins...
- "It's an ode to "Oden" - Buckeyes are the champions."
- "Put your "Buckeyes" on Ohio St. - they're the champions."

If Georgetown wins...
- "Like father, like 'Thompson' - The Hoyas are the champions."
- "By 'Georgetown,' the Hoyas are the champions."
- "Everyone else is 'Green' with envy - Georgetown is the champions."

What do you got?

51 comments:

grittysquirrels said...

Haha - I like those...but seriously I wouldn't be surprised to hear any of those when the champion is crowned.

SAMO said...

"Make it a dozen, another title is 'Bruin' in Westwood.

I certainly see Nantz saying this.

Anonymous said...

Dont forget when Arizona won with Miles Simon....

"Simon Says Championship!"

Anonymous said...

"UCLA, but I See National Champions"

Unknown said...

The ark of a repeat, Noah and the rest of the Gators, are champions...hahah....

Unknown said...

Nantz to say: "I suck so much it hurts, and the Hoyas are champs!"

Unknown said...

"They're "Howl"-in in Westwood, the Bruins are champs!" D-oh!

"Whatsa Matta fo' you? The Buckeyes are champs!"

Man, this guy is bad.

Unknown said...

"Florida are back-to-back champions...Noah takes them on board 2 by 2."

Signal to Noise said...

Here's one for Florida: "They're Brewin' another championship for Gainesville!"

Fuck Jim Nantz right in the ear.

Anonymous said...

The 'Buckeyes' stop here...UCLA/Florida can hang another banner.

Anonymous said...

Those Georgetown ones are all phenomenal.

"Ewing and Thompson. A blast to the past. The Hoyas have done it"

twins15 said...

"They're "Howl"-in in Westwood, the Bruins are champs!"

Ha! Now that's another one I could see.

And yeah, "Simon says championship" is another perfect example of this. Man, I really don't like Nantz.

Anonymous said...

another classic natz, coming back from commercial in 2004

"The Huskies have set the dress code, no ties, no jackets. Uconn all over Georgia Tech"

HadesGigas said...

"UCL-a champion, they are bruin somethin in their pants, I'm talking a boner, Noah's gay."

I'm bad at things.

IL MIT'S CREW said...

Mr. Nantz stole "Juan shining moment" from my brother in 2002.

Anonymous said...

The Son has risen from the (Big) East - John Thompson III and the Hoyas have won the championship!

Stefan Ming said...

i like the: "They're Brewin' another championship for Gainesville!"

WCT said...

Matt Jones - that year with Miles Simon he also said "its a Miles-stone victory!"

Or how about the year Mich St. won it "you can leave it to Cleaves!!"

Anonymous said...

"Billy the Kid shoots them down again!"

Ed said...

Great post! I'm with you on this. As an Aggies fan, I get sick to death of all the puns on Acie Law's name. "And A&M just lays down the LAW!"

Headline writers are the worst.

Sadly, Nantz isn't funny enough to come up with a Will Ferrell-esque "BY ODEN'S BEARD!!" Otherwise, that would be my guess.

Anonymous said...

I kind of like Nantz. he doesn't watch basketball all year so he doesn't dwell on every play. He just lets the game sell itself. He might just say the last names until commercial break. Personally, I think he sounds professional and he should roll solo without the Packer numb nuts.

simon says championship is a classic.

My prediction: Noah's Arc wins it;)

Unknown said...

it's "great oden's raven" from anchorman, but I can see him doing either something with Billy the Kid or Noah getting his championships, like his namesake, by the pair.

Anonymous said...

You were close with one of the OSU ones, but I think he'll go for this:

"Ode(n) to a Championship...the Buckeyes win the title!"

Of course he may read this and flip championship and title around...

Anonymous said...

God forbid we have a OSU-Florida championship game. The over-under on references to the Fiesta Bowl would have to start at 20.

twins15 said...

"Ode(n) to a Championship...the Buckeyes win the title!"

HA! That is one I could totally see.

And yeah, a Florida/OSU final could get ugly.

Anonymous said...

Not to be nitpicky, but the actual quote from Nantz in 1999 was "They said UCan't, But UCan and UConn is the national champions"

Anonymous said...

"That's one small step for man, man, man, man.....one giant Hibbert for mankind."

Anonymous said...

dont forget he used... "There's a new Dean in college basketball, North Carolina takes the title." (2005 UNC title)

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